I'm tired ...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
lady-griffin
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The name of this creature is YOTAcat or POTOOcat.

This creature is a combination of Yotaka (potoo) and cat.

His true identity is one of an alien reconnaissance unit that plans to invade the earth.

His body can change its shape at will by copying other creatures and objects.

When he came to Earth, he first tried to copy the appearance of the planet's main life form.

However, the first thing he saw there was a cat. He decided that the creature was the main life form and tried to copy the cat's form.

However, by some accident, he also copied the information of Potoo, and his body became a chimera of cat and Potoo.

What was even more unexpected for these aliens was that once they copied the earth creatures, the original spirit invaded their psyche.

His spirit was about to be taken over by cats and POTOO!

The human who found the strange creature brought it home out of curiosity. Not knowing it was a vicious alien.......

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lady-griffin
itsdappleagain

Alright fuckers which one


pizza

chicago style

detroit style

new york style

See Results

Chicago


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Detroit


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New York


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Reblog to assess who is a friend and who is an enemy

There is no secret fourth. If you like all of them, pick one. If you like none of them, pick one. If you dont know what pizza is look at the pictures. No none of the above. Fight. Kill

2urban2fantasy

New York all the way, Detroit in a pinch. Chicago? At this point just go get a lasagna or something

derinthescarletpescatarian

I have never seen those top two before. Is that top one not a quiche? It looks like a quiche.

tenacioustheoristnightmare

being european makes this really confusing???

pizza quiche food america what?? europe
beemovieerotica
beemovieerotica

PSA: bot comments are taking over ao3

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The above examples have been provided with the authors' permission to demonstrate what these look like.

Basic rundown:

  • They are all 3 sentences long
  • Perfect grammar, capitalization, and punctuation
  • Like absolutely flawless English teacher-style writing with only a single exclamation mark, ever
  • No mentions whatsoever of character names, settings, situations, or anything that could be tied to the story
  • The usernames may be identical to people who exist on ao3, but the name is not clickable, and no profile is associated with it EXCEPT when you directly search for that name. What this means: the comments come from an unregistered (not logged in) reader, bots scrape the site for real usernames, attach that to the comment, and post

Please spread the word about this so authors can filter comments and report them accordingly

There has been some speculation about why this is happening at all, and the best guess is that this is a feature that AI-training story-scraping tools are implementing to try and make their browsing traffic look legitimate

psa ao3 writing fanfic
reallygroovyninja
inthetags

Reblog and put in the tags how often you “clean” your tumblr account, deleting old posts.

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unashamedly-enthusiastic

Tumblr actually has an auto clean function! Where the search function immediately forgets tags and posts making them un-findable

tenacioustheoristnightmare

Years later it reappears out of the void to haunt you, only to disappear again.

tumblrpost who are you people who delete stuff???
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Every time. Every damned time I see this, I crack up.